the c & b diaspora

694px-star_wars_logosvgI discovered something horrifying a little while back. My darling girlfriend/life partner/symbiote, as nice as she is, had not seen any of the six Star Wars films, ever. Had I been eating at the time of this revelation, I would most likely have choked on my food and died.

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You may have seen or read about this, where a couple of radio journalists (Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross) called the house of Andrew Sachs (Manuel from Fawlty Towers) and left ‘rude’ messages pertaining to Brand’s sexual escapades with Sachs’ granddaughter. My serious and important opinion follows:

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He’s about six feet tall, very handsome, and made from a titanium alloy (on the outside).

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I don’t really get it.

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I don’t remember watching much of this show when it was actually airing on television a few years ago, quite possibly because it had been scheduled in what is known as the ‘Friday Night Death Slot’ on a local network and I was reaching that teen period in my life where doing stupid things involving booze became more important. It seemed that the rest of the world was in sync with my behaviour too, the show was cancelled in the United States because of poor ratings, even though only twelve of the eighteen produced episodes had been aired.

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So a little while ago a friend of mine who shall remain anonymous came to me with a problem. After reading my unadulterated praise for the King of Shaves Azor and their other products, he took the plunge and bought himself some shaving oil. The problem he was having, I shall quote him on this, (or try):

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