Probably 2008’s best film.

GOT MY XMAS SORTED LULZ

Happy birthday mum and baby Jesus.

Special Festivus Post: Airing of Grievances AKA Dishonorable Mentions 2008

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you’re gonna hear about it.

Getting people to buy your crappy DVD.

First, a foreword.

I live in a country where the following things are true:

• Mamma Mia is the highest grossing film of all time.
• Public opinion is almost fully controlled by two tabloid newspapers.
• Il Divo can have an album at #2 on a top 40 chart.
• Boy-bands are still popular, and not subject to ridicule.
• Katie Price aka Jordan is a respected member of society. But wait, there’s more: Her son is blind, autistic, and has trouble walking. All things most likely caused by her consumption of alcohol, cocaine and whatever else while pregnant. Britain, where role models are actually models.

November 29, 2008: A day of mourning.

Today I say goodbye to something that has been an important part of my life for nearly two years.

The Wire.

You should have heard of this show before now.

I see London, I see France [Now with working Photos!]

Je’taime Paris!

So last week I headed on a wee adventure, left Chris at home to work, girls weekend/few days exploration in Paris

Star Wars and the female humanoid.

I discovered something horrifying a little while back. My darling girlfriend/life partner/symbiote, as nice as she is, had not seen any of the six Star Wars films, ever. Had I been eating at the time of this revelation, I would most likely have choked on my food and died.

Manuelgate: 2008’s biggest crock of shit.

You may have seen or read about this, where a couple of radio journalists (Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross) called the house of Andrew Sachs (Manuel from Fawlty Towers) and left ‘rude’ messages pertaining to Brand’s sexual escapades with Sachs’ granddaughter. My serious and important opinion follows:

Happy/Sad

This week!